(Not) A review on The Martian

That man. He freakin planted potatoes on mars. Potatoes on soil made from feces to be exact. Things got irrational on mars. And yet everything seems to be making senses. Like how the fcuk you could transferred yourself from one spaceship to another in the middle of the god only knows outer space only with the help of a rope. And that spaceship i was talking bout was only a head of a rotten spaceship with one chair only and NO WINDOW AT ALL. NO FREAKING WINDOW OH NOT EVEN A FREAKING WALL. everything was taken off so that the spaceship will becoma lighter to float in space and as a change to the window and the door they wrap the almost nothing spaceship with a plastic wrap. A PLASTIC WRAP. even now the spacwship is at the point where its even more barenaked than kim kardashian.
Everything that was out of everyones mind suddenlly became logical. And there are seems always a rational reasons behind all those irrational acts. You know i think we all should just move there,you know just to make sure everything become make sanse again